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alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

I can’t accurately portray how much this reflects my life

(via butter-spreadenson)

  • what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
  • what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
  • what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"

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spineless-speech:

you were my light, no need to hide, you were my clock, keep me on time, you were my angel, you were my crime, I’ll serve this sentence the rest of my life 

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(Source: wallsofdust, via zacestes)

noonewillneverletyoudown:

Now tell me that fate doesn’t exist.


OH WOWYOU’RE RIGHT I can no longer say that fate doesn’t exist because of this picture. You have finally discovered physical proof that fate does, in fact, exist. Do you know what this means?!?! You have, by posting this picture on tumblr, single-handedly destroyed the work of philosophers dating back THOUSANDS OF YEARS. Can we get a Nobel Prize for the OP over here?! This is a big deal!!

noonewillneverletyoudown:

Now tell me that fate doesn’t exist.

OH WOW

YOU’RE RIGHT

I can no longer say that fate doesn’t exist because of this picture. You have finally discovered physical proof that fate does, in fact, exist. Do you know what this means?!?! You have, by posting this picture on tumblr, single-handedly destroyed the work of philosophers dating back THOUSANDS OF YEARS. Can we get a Nobel Prize for the OP over here?! This is a big deal!!

(via -searchingforapulse-)

This made my heart jump a little

This made my heart jump a little

(Source: vegancuisine, via chautheknives)

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"All our universities are turning into book-balancing business schools or results-driven scientific research centres, treating students as client-customers who deserve to see an investment return in the form of increased living standards and higher salaries in exchange for spending their student loans, and funded by patrons and public bodies wanting to see practical results. Once you joined a university to service the global advancement of ideas. Now you employ it to make you more employable. The notion that thinking about abstract ideas like art and life might be an end in itself is being priced out of existence and legislated into oblivion."

Stewart Lee (via rapgamelilsebastian)

AMEN

(via thenfallingorflying)